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"Because of plain M&M's"

"To be the next American Gladiator"-"I'm coming for you Helga!"

"Chuck Norris told me too"

"I do what I like and I likes what I do"

"So I can run the naked mile"

"To practice what I preach"

"For the girls- my wife and baby"

"So I can do the hokey pokey with my two year old son"

"To set an example": "We give a shirt at Kenosha's Anytime Fitness"

"Because I can't stop eating ice-cream"

"To look like a princess on my wedding day"

"So I can eat more chocolate"

"To look good in uniform" "Go Army"

"To keep my winning streak in beer pong"

"For all this, Need I say more......."

"even when I don't want to do it"